Al Reynolds, Star Jone's ex-husband, has posted a youtube video to explain to the public that just because you dress nice, you might not be gay. you just might be southern.....other things about Al Reynolds:
- educating and motivating makes al reynolds want to giggle
- being referred to as "light skinned" in the south makes al reynolds want to giggle
- people thinking he's gay has deeply effected him professionally and personally...and doesn't make him want to giggle, but i can't say his "stern" face is all that intimidating
- al reynolds thinks posting a youtube video talking to what reminds me of a serial marry-er that preys on your men at bars and who just discovered coffee about how not-gay he is will help give him more credit in the eyes of the public
- al reynolds has a doctorate and that trumps any rumor that he's gay
- al reynolds REALLY, REALLY doesn't want you to think he's gay.
another reason he's not gay: he's disabled the embed and comments sections on his youtube video.
um, al? i'll believe you're southern, but i can't buy anything else you're trying to sell me. not to mention, regardless of your sexual orientation, you are just creepy. gay has nothing to do with it.
my advice: act super straight, but try to convince everyone you're gay. i prefer my al reynolds gay.
for the record: love gays, love straights, love mintorities, love the south, love doctorates. CHAI-YOH!
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