Wednesday, January 28, 2009

TV from yesterday re-invades. Will cause a new generation of TV viewers to distrust aliens.

ABC has green-lit the 80's tv series V, which will be written by one of the 4400 creators, Scott Peters. so, they get rid of Pushing Daisies and hold back on Ugly Betty and bring back V . That's just lovely.

why not just make a show where Slimer, The Noid, and Sledge Hammer start a radio show on WKRP (in Cincinnati), until their distant cousin Balki from Mypos arrives and wants to move in with them. Mr. Roper starts to suspect they have another roomate, but they throw Balki into the closet or kitchen whenever he arrives. This is where Balki meets Alf, that alien from Melmac that the trio is also hiding. When ratings start to slide, they'll adopt a little girl named Punky, even though they're old and don't know anything about little girls. She teaches them to love and what family is all about. Until they get kidnapped by terrorists and a secret agent with a stunning brunette mullet named Angus saves them with some mentos, a diet coke and 3 C batteries.

(I'll stop now. I could do this for a while.)