on babies.

my biggest problem right now it that i have baby fever and i don't even know how to stop it. i'm sure the boozing helps, but everytime i see a picture of a baby, my brain forces me to stop whatever i'm doing and cradle my dog while i make up songs using his name (tito).

i need to remember that right now is great for all the things i can do/continue doing that involve not being pregnant or being completely childless:

• travel: i need to go to Thailand and eat street food


• travel: i need to go back to sonoma, drink wine, and have bachelorette party II: we have no babies


• inhale chunks of blue cheese and raw fish sushi


• eat random food, no questions asked


• regularly drink beer, and the occasional shot


• sleep on my stomach


• sleep through the night


• buy clothes/shoes/handbags that i have no intention of ever using


• learn how to do the trapeze with amy


• not have pain or scarring in/around my gentle zone


• get in street fights


• curse like a drunken sailor


• get home when i feel like it


• sleep in


• eat all the cake in the house


• drink coffee like its beauty/brains tonic


• pretend to want to go on a diet


• play xbox/wii and not have to let anyone else play (except jeff, occassionally)


• quit my job (whatever job i have at that moment)

the scary thing is, i know these things and i still have baby fever.

writing this has just made me decide that i will do at least one anti-baby fever activity per day that i'm not with child. if you read this and think of anything i missed, let me know. xo