Friday, June 6, 2008

now if only we could pee standing up

my summary of an article from theeconomist.com:
a global study conducted in 2003 suggests that girls aren't inherently predisposed to not understand math. where the mathematics comprehension gaps between boys and girls were most evident were in countries where women are not treated as equals to men. so, the worse you treat your women, the more she'll shop beyond your means. HEYOOOO!

in countries where women are treated more equally to men, such as Norway or Sweden, girls math skills were on par with boys.

while girls are not given the greatest opportunities to soar in many countries, girls were still more skilled than boys at reading. based on my personal research, this is based on the fact that the human male species have a genetic predisposition to have attention deficit defects, which apply to reading, listening, and taking out the garbage. ZING! i'm on a roll.

the article then points to the logical conclusion that once women are treated equally to men, we will officially be deemed superior worldwide and hillary clinton will rest in peace. her and that susan b. anthony.

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