how do you fail a driving test?

minnesota state driving questions i missed:
when making a turn you should:

• a: turn your signal towards turn direction 3 miles in advance
  
• b: place a call to your grandchildren
• c: accelerate and do not signal to ensure oncoming traffic is paying attention
• d: stop the car immediately to decide if you really want to turn

when driving on an interstate highway in minnesota, you should ensure that you are doing the following:

• a: calling your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend to decide who get's the lava lamp and cement blocks that your trans-am is resting on
  
• b: focus on the conversation you are having with the people in your car, as to not be rude
• c: looking at billboards by the highway (it costs money for those companies to advertise!)
• d: all of the above

your seat belt almost always should be worn, with what exception(s):

• a: it doesn't match your outfit
• b: it's uncomfortable b/c you've had too much alcohol to drink
• c: it prevents you from talking on your cell phone
• d: any/all of the above

once i failed, they made me put on an obama mask and beat me with lutefisk. then, they farted on my illinois driver's license and handed it back. sometimes, i hate minnesota.
*UPDATE: its a new day and 97%, bee-yotches! i done made myself an official minnesotan